"1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue..."
Today is the day that Christopher Columbus supposedly discovered America and also discovered that the world wasn't indeed flat. I don't think many people blog about this particular day or really even care about it - but in honor of forgotten Columbus Day- I have decided to give you a list of things I have "discovered" about myself over the years:
- I discovered that my middle name had an "E" on the end of it when I got my drivers permit. I went from Bethany Lynn Briscoe to Bethany Lynne Briscoe in a matter of seconds. It blew my mind.
- I discovered at a shady carnival in College Station that I am now too old to ride the Starship 3000 without feeling like I am going to toss my cookies for the next 2 hours of my life.
- I discovered that the saying "when you know- you just know" is actually a valid and very true statement.
- Over the past year I have discovered that I cant lay on my stomach without getting up and feeling like I have a steel rod for a spine. Getting older: check.
- I discovered the moment I came home from college that my dog had forgotten who I am and continues to forget every morning while she barks at me like a bird.
- I discovered a couple days ago that those cameras on top of intersection lights really do work.
- I discovered that I cant put my mascara on in the same mirror as I do the rest of my makeup. Its true people...I cant make this stuff up.
- I discovered that its possible to make it through a boot camp without wanting to puke, faint or die. In that order.
- I discovered that your ears dont burn when people talk about you.
- I discovered that SPCA commercials make me bawl like a baby....every....freaking....time.
So there ya go. Just some small discoveries I have made that might spark your interest. Enjoy your Columbus Day and go discover something. :)
Keep It Classy Columbus Day Lovers...
- I discovered the moment I came home from college that my dog had forgotten who I am and continues to forget every morning while she barks at me like a bird.
- I discovered a couple days ago that those cameras on top of intersection lights really do work.
- I discovered that I cant put my mascara on in the same mirror as I do the rest of my makeup. Its true people...I cant make this stuff up.
- I discovered that its possible to make it through a boot camp without wanting to puke, faint or die. In that order.
- I discovered that your ears dont burn when people talk about you.
- I discovered that SPCA commercials make me bawl like a baby....every....freaking....time.
So there ya go. Just some small discoveries I have made that might spark your interest. Enjoy your Columbus Day and go discover something. :)
Keep It Classy Columbus Day Lovers...
Okay, so we totally don't know each other and I hope that doesn't weird you out, but I used to go to OBU (my freshman and sophomore year) and was in choir with Amy Wentz... apparently a very close friend of yours. I came across your blog from hers.
ReplyDeleteThis "Discovery" entry on Columbus day was super creative and fun!
And I have to admit, I used to be the same way with my mascara.... I had to move to a bigger mirror and literally sit in the sink to put it on.
And I totally said aww (outloud - big nerd) when I read "when you know, you just know".... that's precious and exciting!!
Anywho, just thought i'd share that I enjoyed your post! Have a good evening!
No girl- Anyone who went to OBU for any period of time is a friend of mine :) I'm glad you enjoy reading my blog! Its just something I just started doing and so im trying to stay faithful with it! Also- its good to know that im not the only one who does that while putting on mascara! :)
ReplyDeleteFirst - I love that Megan commented on here :) she's awesome and is a fellow blogger!
ReplyDeleteSecond - like your mother stated on your facebook, you are and will be one of the funniest people I know!!!
Third - I love this entry :)